And now for something completely different.

A little bit closer now…

A little bit closer now…

I’m afraid my patio spider has reached her end of days. She hasn’t been in her web all weekend and this morning I found an egg sac.

Still feeling pretty blue. Why else would I tear up over her imminent passing?

Finally, I can shut this thing off, even if it’s only for a day.

Finally, I can shut this thing off, even if it’s only for a day.

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Weeds, glorious weeds.

Weeds, glorious weeds.

Chris & I, sometime in the late 80s. Precious, we were.

Chris & I, sometime in the late 80s. Precious, we were.

Dinner at Le Cruel

My bff former comedy partner Chris Bonno is the waiter in this PSA directed by . Chris had a rough year. Just as he was recovering from hip replacement surgery, he was bitten on the foot by a brown recluse spider. Good to see him on his feet again!

Cheese!

Constantine stepped out into the hall, closing the door to the echo chamber behind him.

His footsteps reverberated on the not yet carpeted floors. In his dreams, he often found himself in these hallways, usually unclothed, without teeth, eating cheese.

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A short short from January ‘08. My favorite way to write.

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