December 2007
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Batman's Agent
Batman’s agent wiped his whiskers clean and looked at his desk clock.
“At four p.m.,” he thought, “I get to sip tea and eat biscuits with mother. I can’t wait.”
Into the phone he said, “All right. Fifteen hundred it is, then. But don’t shake his hand when you meet him. He doesn’t like to be touched.” He hung up.
Batman’s...
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lolcats
I shouldn’t like these, I know, but I do. To be fair to myself, only about 1 in 20 lolcats actually make me lol. Some would say that’s too many. (link)
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We Are the Internet
12.30.07 Some of the nuttier stuff I’ve read online was written by members of a community that was comprised of fans & creators of custom content for a certain popular computer game. This was one of my favorite exchanges, ever. *Fake online names have been changed to protect, well, whoever.* 07:09 {DOC} Mr. Fish, I need your assistance…if you are against Oracle 07:10 {FISH} I...
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This is a test.
Handwritten on three pages of Capitol/EMI Memo letterhead; I must have been temping. And as usual, BORED. This was probably early in ‘92.
You’re on a ship, in a terrible storm; what do you do?
You see land, describe it.
There’s a bear. Describe it & what do you do?
You see a well. Describe it & what do you do?
There’s a body of water in the distance. What is it? What do...
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Deliberateville, p. 1
“There is a tiny town in the middle region, the region of Fairitsnotte, called Deliberateville. One might think, from its name, that things happen for a reason in this tiny town, and — one might be right.
One does not make a left turn, nor a right one, without great purpose in mind. Nor does one get dressed and not follow a proscribed pattern each day: Left sock, right sock, left shoe,...
