Readers: you can play along at home! Visualize a red circle with a line through it, and an air raid siren. And a giant explosion. And the very fabric of time and space opening up and swallowing this foot whole. Get a pair of sneakers, pervert.
I have deleted the photograph from this post (click on the link if you dare) because it is so horrific. I hate these shoes so much, even more than your standard flip-flop. Ick. Not a fan of feet. Not at all. We all have our things. That’s mine. You need to know that. I’m with Pardo: Be a gentleman. Have a little respect. Wear a hard shoe.
